Cookbooks are informative but boring, so I decided I may soon be making a cookbook or Youtube cooking channel called ‘Just Fucking Cook It’. So, this would be my entry of how to make yourself some French toast:
You want to make French toast? Fucking brilliant, because it’s some darned tasty toasty shit you’re getting yourself into. Get yourself some bread, eggs, golden fucking syrup, milk and some sugar. No, the golden syrup and sugar is not optional. Do not question me if you want a tasty meal. So help me, I’ll poison your food if you don’t shut up and do what I say.
Okay — you want to get on with your life, so let’s just fucking cook it.